"Take a thousand Tylenol and call me in the morning."

A man in Portland, Oregon, tried to commit suicide by shooting himself in the head with a nail gun. Even if he didn't realize what a bad idea that was before he began, you would think the first two-inch nail that he shot into his own skull would have convinced him. You would also think that after shooting 11 nails into himself, and still not being you know dead, he would have come up with a new plan. And now for the strange part -- he shot a 12th nail into his head and then went to a hospital "complaining of a headache." The man survived and, I assume, has really clean thoughts when he showers. Here is the link to the various news stories via Google News.