The headline above is from MSNBC.com -- with the subhed:
Recluse who hid mom’s death to keep collecting her checks receives 7 years
And, now for the strange part:
According to msnbc.com: "Schuth [the recluse] has said he fantasized about being married to 'Alias' star Jennifer Garner. At his sentencing, he said: 'I apologize to Jennifer Garner and her pool boy Ben Affleck for involving them in my fantasies.'"
"her pool boy Ben Affleck"???
ReplyDeleteHmmm.
and I thought my relatives are a little wacko
ReplyDeleteI had to check the name to make sure it wasn't any of my relatives!
ReplyDeletethere are a thousand bad jokes here, like what did he do for Mother's Day?
ReplyDeleteI think Mama dropped him on his head when he was a baby. 7 years he collected those checks????
ReplyDeleteI thought her pool boy was Matt Damon.
silly phoenix, Matt Damon is Ben Affleck's pool boy
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