Ask Not For Whom The Turntable Turns

As I passed by the many bungalows in town today, I wondered if people in bungalows prefer Ballads. It was that slow a day. And yes, I do have that kind of time on my hands. People in the better parts of town would probably prefer Classical. Folks out in the country, Country. People who pretend they are still young, Rock. People who are young, MP3's from the Internet. People who buy music from a TV informercial, Anything Digitally Enhanced. It may not be the best theory in the world, but it is much easier to understand than that Big Bang thing.