Sunday, April 30, 2006

Finally, something useful!

Guys, you got a school board meeting that you have to attend? Maybe she has opera tickets for tonight? Is the preacher really long-winded on Sunday mornings? Not another a chic-flick?

Just in time -- a container for your booze disguised as a beer-belly! That's right, people won't realize that you're sipping the sauce -- they'll just think you have a massive gut. And, don't forget about getting an extra one for mom, she has all those bridal showers to attend in the spring, and next Sunday is Mother's Day!

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Swimmin pools, movie stars

This site is just interesting -- aerial views of these famous homes:
Beverly Hillbillies Mansion
Playboy Mansion
The Brady Bunch House
Beverly Hills 90210 Home
Six Feet Under House
Happy Days House
Osbourne's MTV House
Click on the name of a house on the site and it will take you to a split-screen as shown above.
Both views can be moved with your cursor.

Blog-Overload-Meter

Click to enlarge.
If circles spin, you have read too many blogs today. Seek human companionship.

Friday, April 28, 2006

Four out of five dentists recommend

Cuz we just cannot get enough of The Phoenix -- with his blog, his podcasts, his streaking through the Schnucks at Mid Rivers Mall -- now he's posting on other people's blogs. He claims he's "guest blogging" on Belle Of The Brawl, but we all know how he uses his little alien friends and the astral bodied ghouls conjured up by his resident soothsayers to augment his ever expanding empire.

You should give it a read!!!!!!

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Starts sensible and then gets creepy!

Reuters reports that during the launch last July of the Discovery, the space shuttle hit a vulture. The shuttle was not damaged, although the vulture was probably more than a little dazed.

To avoid any future collisions, NASA is trying get rid of the local vulture population by cutting off its food supply: road kill at the Kennedy Space Center. Certainly a logical approach. The space center has set up a "road kill posse" to quickly clear any recently deceased critters. It all makes sense to me.

Now for the creepy part -- in two weeks the "road kill posse" has removed 500 pounds of animal carcasses! That's 500 pounds of ex-possums, raccoons, and squirrels - yuck!

Waiter, there's a fry in my soup!

Rooty and I went to McDonald's for lunch. The car in the drive-thru ahead of us ordered a #6 (Double Cheeseburger Meal) -- and then added: "Make sure the beef is lean!" Clearly someone who has not grasped the concept of McDonald's, where all patties are as homogeneous as modern technology can make them, and all 18 year-olds taking drive-thru orders are as far removed from the kitchen as they are from giving a damn.

It reminded me of the last time I went to a Denny's. When the waitress asked what we wanted to drink, one of the women in our group said "A Brandy Alexander." Stunned silence ensued.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

For Sale, House on Woolf Street

Literally on Woolf Street

(No, I don't know what the explanation for this is. The corner of the house hangs over the top of the curb. Following are a couple extra photos. The second seems to suggest that the side of the house has sustained impacts. There's a surprise.)

Is this little button predicting world events?

Assume you are playing a slot machine in a casino. It might pay off every now and then or it might go a long streak without a payoff. Conversely, because you're "lucky" or the machine is "hot," it might keep paying off again and again for quite a number of pulls. Now, imagine that not only is the machine you are playing paying off again and again but that all of the other slot machines in the casino all start paying off again and again for hours. For that to happen, something would clearly have to be wrong with the laws of probability.

That's essentially the premise behind the Global Consciousness Project -- which goes a step further and says that not only are there times when the laws of probability are distorted but that any such phenomenon is the result of the collective consciousness of the human population of the planet.

Yes, I also thought it was nonsense.

What Global Consciousness researchers have are 65 computers (called "eggs") spread around the world that are, in effect, continuously electronically flipping a two-sided coin. It's a little more complicated than that but the idea is that, on average you should have 50% heads and 50% tails if you toss a coin enough times. Here is a visual representation of the "coin tosses" on the 65 computers/eggs. The red bars represent times when a particular computer has significantly more heads or tails than would be expected due to just chance.

The next step they take is to match major world events to periods of anomaly in the number of heads and tails -- in other words, they match events with what appear to be lapses in the laws of probability. There are two lists: here and here.

There are, of course, always major events going on someplace in the world -- floods, earthquakes, assassinations, etc. The critics say that the Global Consciousness folks are just arbitrarily linking spikes in the number of heads and tails to convenient events. I personally think that argument is very persuasive and was ready to dismiss the whole thing.

I'm not ready to say it's all nonsense, however, for one simple reason: the largest spike in the data, lapse in the laws of probability, anomaly in the number of heads and tails (however you want to put it) occurred on September 11, 2001. Starting about four hours before the first plane crashed into one of the towers, the eggs started producing results significantly different that what you would expect based on probability. In the figure below, the little boxes on the horizontal axis represent, left to right, 1st crash, 2nd crash, Pentagon crash, 1st collapse, 2nd collapse. There are more figures and explanation here. What does it all mean? I don't know. Why is there a spike before the attacks? I don't know. I still have trouble with the basic idea that people collectively can affect the laws of probability. For example, it is difficult to understand how there could be "global consciousness" before the terror attacks. Unless you are a math-whiz, the sites are a little difficult to understand, but they are probably worth a look.

There is a page that contains the button shown in the image at the top of this post. It summarizes the output of all of the eggs, which probability theory predicts should be producing about 50% heads and 50% tails at any point in time. At 50%, the button glows greens. Other colors indicate deviations from what chance alone would predict. If the button glows bright red, you might want to hide under your bed.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Anyone who cares what Tom Cruise named his baby please step to the edge of the cliff.

Are the rest of you ready? Three. Two.....

Doggie Rule 267b Sec. XVI.2

Rule A. If you see a camera, you must put your face in front of it.
Rule B. The more you are told to get back, the closer you must get to the lense.
Rule C. If yelled at, put nose-print on said lense.

(And, no, I don't know why his ears are folded back on top of his head. He came upstairs that way. I don't know what he was doing before he came upstairs. I don't know how he gets them up there. It's Rooty, he barely tolerates me being in the same house.)