I did get a real fortune cookie that read, "You need to stop being so spiteful."
I crunched the fortune cookie and threw it onto the floor. ------------------------------------------ I think it's important to be assertive with a fortune cookie, very macho of you. :)
"You will get the Q, but not the U, in Scrabble"...between the sheets??? :) ----------------------------------- It works some of the time (see below). How about "You will get Q in bed, but not U in bed, in Scrabble Between the Sheets"
Belly button lint will cause you grief in bed The previews will go on forever in bed Someone will smite you in bed You will be cutoff in traffic in bed You will forget to set the alarm clock in bed A bad song will get stuck in your head in bed A collection agency will find you in bed The weather will oppress you in bed Luggage will be lost in bed They will get your order wrong in bed Bruises will appear in bed Weight will be gained in bed A bumper sticker will offend you in bed A T-shirt will be stained forevermore in bed Your mood will swing in bed
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I did get a real fortune cookie that read, "You need to stop being so spiteful."
ReplyDeleteI crunched the fortune cookie and threw it onto the floor.
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I think it's important to be assertive with a fortune cookie, very macho of you. :)
"You will get the Q, but not the U, in Scrabble"...between the sheets??? :)
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It works some of the time (see below). How about "You will get Q in bed, but not U in bed, in Scrabble Between the Sheets"
Belly button lint will cause you grief in bed
The previews will go on forever in bed
Someone will smite you in bed
You will be cutoff in traffic in bed
You will forget to set the alarm clock in bed
A bad song will get stuck in your head in bed
A collection agency will find you in bed
The weather will oppress you in bed
Luggage will be lost in bed
They will get your order wrong in bed
Bruises will appear in bed
Weight will be gained in bed
A bumper sticker will offend you in bed
A T-shirt will be stained forevermore in bed
Your mood will swing in bed
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