Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue


MARION COUNTY, Fla. -- A man has been arrested for fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet tissue in the home. The roommate was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints.

4 comments:

  1. That is some serious anger management issues. It must have been building. One $hitty deal after another.
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    yep, thank goodness they weren't arguing about something important, think what he might have done to the roommate

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  2. Sledgehammer and claw hammer? What's the criminal's name? Wolverine Thor?
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    good point, I wonder if the sledgehammer and claw hammer were already in the bathroom, 'cuz that is where I keep mine

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  3. Although you gotta admit, "Bludgeoned With a Plunger" does have a nice ring to it.

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  4. Anonymous7:03 PM

    I guess he squeezed the charmin one too mant times...

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