Sunday, August 26, 2007
One of the goofier -- and deadly -- concepts in highway engineering was the three-lane highway. Not the three-lane roadways that most of us are used to, with the center lane for left-turns , but highways built with a middle lane for passing in both directions. You're correct, the very idea is mind-numbing. Long stretches of old US 66 west of St. Louis used to be three-lanes. This was not perfectly straight roadway but rather a concrete ribbon that curved, climbed, and descended with every fluctuation in the hilly terrain. There was also a long three-lane stretch south of Austin on old US 81.
Fortunately, the Interstate system removed most of the traffic from these three-lane highways and most were abondoned or repaved as two-lane roads.
You would think that would be the end of it, but you'd be wrong! Never underestimate the Missouri Highway department when it comes to goofy.
The image at the top of the post is not old, it's what MODOT plans to do to 18 miles of Missouri Highway 5 between Camdenton and Lebanon in central Missouri. And, this is my favorite part, rather than call it a three-lane road, MODOT calls this a Shared Four Lane highway. Now that's spin!
Thursday, August 23, 2007
:P fuzzbox said...
Good thing it doesn't look like hand lotion.
Fuz, I have no idea of what you speak, and I didn't in junior high school either. Jim
NOTE: Fuz posted the following on an earlier post:
:P fuzzbox said...
Speaking of McDonalds, I read that in Montana they are outsourcing the drive in window to somewhere in Texas. I guess that is better than India.
Fuz, didn't someone have a post about McDonald's outsourcing the order-taking to women's prisons, it might have been me. Jim
[Note: A city ordinance would probably be unconstitutional. School dress codes are usually upheld. A federal court recently ruled that a student could be suspended for wearing a cap with a Confederate flag. Conservatives and the ACLU, oddly enough, both supported the rights of the student.]
This photo could have been taken at my job. I see this every day. I've seen the baggy pants thing with NO underwear, which is really really horrifying to confront while you're trying to have lunch. There are supposed to be rules, but they are never enforced. I also see the female version of this, mega boobage on display.
For those of you not familiar with Willow's career choices, she used to work in hell but has since got a better job in purgatory! :) Jim
:P fuzzbox said...
Oddly enough, law enforcement officials are 100% in favor of the wearing of baggies. As apprehension of fleeing urban youth after a short foot chase has gone up exponentially.
Fuz clearly has had more experience fleeing from the fuzz that most of us!!!!!! Jim
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Meet with attorneys today about suing the Lake Board over the denial of the gazebo permit. I was very impressed. We have to give the Lake Board 14 days to reconsider, however. On the bright side, that should be about how long before the temperature gets above freezing again!
I will keep you posted.
Send your contributions to the defense fund to the Free Jim's Gazebo Fund, Box 666, Nassau, The Bahamas.
A, thanks for asking, the Board filed a motion with the Court to dismiss our Complaint (lawsuit), just today the Court ruled against their motion to dismiss. We now enter Discovery -- the gathering of documents and other information. The trial will probably not be until Spring because each side usually has 30 days to respond to everything that happens. Jim
Useless facts. You bet! I finally bought a new car and most of the technology seems to be either useless, redundant, or unfathomable. Does anyone really need to know 24/7 what spot on the earth is exactly beneath their butt?
If you only buy a new car every ten years, the technology is bound to change, but give me a break. The new car not only talks to me, I can talk back to it -- then it either does something or asks another question. Rooty is very confused. He has no idea who's taking to us or whom I'm talking to. Just to mess with his mind, every now and then I switch it to Spanish.
So that's pretty much what I have been doing all week, reading the five main manuals that came with the car -- then I had to get a new cell phone that is Bluetooth enabled so the phone and the car can chat with each other -- then I had to wade through the mind-numbing labyrinth of Sirius radio menus ("cartas" in Spanish).
So, for a change of pace, today I cut the grass: pull cord, walk behind mower.
Friday, August 10, 2007
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Did you really expect this guy to remain fully clothed?
This today from soccertimes.com: "In the end, the 46,000 plus went home happy. They got to see Becks' debut, they got to see him take off his shirt not once, but twice (and then again when he swapped jerseys with United captain Ben Olsen), and they saw United get an important three points. Now the test will be whether United can get those fans -- the average attendance is around 17,000 -- to pay for a return visit when Beckham is not in the house."
Pix here's a pix from the game just for you:
The Phoenix said...
Technology is only as good as the people charged with using it. My favorite is the one on 270, just before the Chain of Rocks or Canal Bridge that reads "Congestion Ahead."
Gee, ya think??
Road signs are put up for people who already know where they are going. Jim
Kind'a says it all, doesn't it!
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Audience: "HOW HOT WAS IT?"Carson: "It was so hot, musicians were snorting ice cubes."
Just for clarification, you meant Johnny Carson, not Carson Daly, right?
Stan, Johnny Carson was a comedian, Carson Daly is a tool. -- Jim
That one actually made the ribs hurt. :D
Tim, ribs sound good for dinner, thanks for the idea. --Jim
Saturday, August 04, 2007
The larger sticker above is available from the Left Lane Drivers of America ("It’s time to get that Left Lane back! "). You attach it to your windshield -- the photo below shows what the driver in front of you would see. If you travel I-270, don't bother. As we all know, 270 drivers (1) never look in their rear view mirrors, (2) even if they did, it would be a big assumption to think they can read, and (3) even assuming they can read you know the sign would just make them more obstinate and determined to annoy as many people as possible.
:P fuzzbox said...
There is a special corner of hell reserved for people that drive too slow in the fast lane. I would think that if a sensible punishment plan for such a criminal offense then it could be stopped. Perhaps flogging would be sufficient.
Fuzz, flogging would be good,or perhaps having to watch Porky's III for all eternity.===========================
Amy, I had the same reaction to those annoying "Baby on Board" signs -- every time I saw one I wanted to go impregnate someone. --Jim
The Phoenix said...
Move over into oncoming traffic???
Maybe the decal's designer is dyslexic.
Foen --Do you image that people all over the country are reading those signs and obediently are driving into the guardrails. -- Jim
Friday, August 03, 2007
Rooty asleep in the front seat, stopped at a stop sign.
Metal Mark said...
Glad Rooty is doing well.
MM, he hates the heat but otherwise he's doing great! -- Jim====================
I think you should do an entire series of photos of Rooty asleep here and there. He is too stinkin funny!
Carn, he even funnier awake, I'll post some videos soon. --Jim
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
[I know, but I heard it on TV and it made me laugh.]
Haaa Haaa I will have to remember that one!
Pix, the only other one that I remember is BRAIN BUCKET. a general slang term for a motorcycle helmet. -- Jim